Classical conditioning

Women, especially wives are an expert in turning the table on any situation. May be this ability or skill is inherent in all of the opposite sex or should I call them the not-so-fair-sex. They might have inherited it from their mothers and their mothers from their grand mothers. See it’s just like any other tradition which is passed down from father to son…..master to his disciple…. this one is passed down from mother to daughter….the art of turning the table…

Yes I am a constant victim of this art form. It works like this. Imagine for one time its not your fault, imagine for one time you didn’t screw up as usual….u have this amazing opportunity to get back at her for what she did. What do u do? You start by telling her how it was supposed to be done show her how it is done and then forget about it. Or you can just simply yell at her and make her feel small and ashamed for what she did. If u choose the second option then during ur yelling she will suddenly say…”why…are u yelling at me?”…”there is no need to yell”….then suddenly dark clouds starts to form on her face…..she then uses the ultimate weapon in her arsenal …’the tear gas”…..eventually before you even realize you would be on your knees trying to make her stop crying……and take all the blame….seee how it is done…perfect……..I say bravo…

This is my plea to all husbands….”UNITE” if u see stars in your wife’s eyes, look again it might be the sparkle of truth…truth that they have realized that they will always have upper hand in all the fights you will ever have in your life. Truth that they have conditioned us to act according to their whims and fancies so that they can lead a comfortable life………..shed your inhibition and fight………but again we all know who is going to win that fight……..so I say….”ENJOY” the time u have left.