I hate all birds in the morning, well that’s because I think birds are very vocal in the mornings. Why else would they be chirping away happily non-stop at the break of the dawn. May be it is the ecstasy of the early bird with the worm showing off to his friends his catch …shouting…” In your face… lazy bones”.
But wifey likes’em. And imitates them lying in the bed and that aggravates my pain. The bird outside will go ‘tinchu, tinchu’ and the bird in the bed will shout back the same way. As I am already awake by the constant chirping of the inconsiderate bird I will be squirming under my blanket. I dare not poke my head up the blanket as I know she would also make me join the incessant chirping marathon. I do not like feeling like an idiot early morning talking like a dumb bird with worm. I do not have anything to show off. I do not get worms for waking up early I get dark circles and the wrath of my hormonally charged pregnant wife.
So I am saving up to buy a gun. Next time I will shoot that little trumpeter of a bird if it comes neat my window in the morning, if my wife would let me shoot’em that is.
3 comments:
i have a suggestion.......try using a blanket with a cats picture depicted on it.......u can also go for pasting pictures of cats outside ur window....
poets and poetesses will come aftr u with airguns if u speak ill of chirping birds.......be careful
you are close to getting your posterior kicked by the SPCA!! :)
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